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MILES EDGEWORTH ✦ ACE ATTORNEY
RESIDENCE ✦ Residency
GEMBOND ✦ Emerald

"You are not a clown. You are the entire circus."

INFO ✧ PERMISSIONS ✧ KINKLIST ✧ EXTRA

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voice; un: puchchar (time to assault alex with things when we have other plans)

[warpspammer]

Hey, Miles. You up for getting a drink at some point? People from my home are making things stupid and complicated.

[shootyourshot]

[It's another day at Starrocks, and Ashe basically has his morning routine down. He's used to waking up early, so he tends to some baked goods he prepares, and when it hits a certain hour he prepares something else: a very frightening drink for a very overworked man.

Cold brew coffee with four shots of espresso, along with an energy drink. Today, he's set it out for Edgeworth along with a slice of banana bread.

Right now, he feels calm. No temper tantrum yet, but he did kind of go off on that customer a few days ago. Fortunately, the rest of the staff aren't really holding him accountable for that.]

text; un: tulipe (misfire)

[mousquetaires]

Well, because you asked, I'll show you.
But you have to make sure it doesn't fall into the wrong hands, or I'll get into serious trouble...

[ There's an image attachment to this impromptu text message, labelled back to school.jpg. They may not make the Zima Academy school uniform in a size suited for smaller, four-legged friends...but that doesn't seem to have stopped Haru from working on this literal pet project, and the dog in the photograph happens to be a particularly good model, well-behaved and not particularly fussy despite the neckwear, or the tiny little backpack on her back...

Hey, wait a minute-- ]

What do you think? Ready for class?

text | un: skye | misfire......

[karintous]

Hypothetically speaking, how much sex do you think we'd need to have to get a basement laboratory?

it's still dec. 24 on my calendar ok

[karintous]

[ On Christmas Eve, Ema drops by Edgeworth's office to drop off a wrapped box topped by decidedly cute bow. It comes with tag which reads simply: "Merry Christmas, Mr. Edgeworth! —Ema ♥"

Inside is a fine leather satchel. It also contains a note: "I know you're more of a briefcase man, but I hope this comes in handy as a hands-free alternative. You never know when you'll need to put that famous pointer finger of yours to action!"

Tucked inside the bag is another, much smaller box containing a wine-colored pen. Lux but highly functional, or at least as functional as a pen can be in this highly technological world. Ema will at least hope it's good for a signature now and then. ]